This is the entry where I discuss a couple of the things that currently frustrate me in my every day life. Most of this will mean nothing to you and huge amounts of you may well tell me I am a whinger but that is life.

I can not get published. Bastards in the newspapers will not print my letters. I can understand to some extent because a few of them are a little critical of their moronic columnists but what happened to free debate. The other one was an entry I did ages ago called paranoia which was about the anti-terrorist books.

Sure there could be something controversial about be beating up 90 year old pensioners but still! Last time I was published for anything I wrote was when i was 16 and it was for the most godawful poetry.

In an attempt to sounds deep I just lumped together lots of dark and awful sounding words and called it a poem. My class debated what it meant and came up with a million things I didnt think of. Just goes to show how full of shit most writers can be, me included. Shakespeare himself just wrote medeival porn but noone noticed and now he is a genius.

The other thing and much more worrying than my inability to write something that even qualifies as a letter to the editor is my inability to grow mutton chop sideburns. I am in the running for a mutton chop growing competition and the bastards are growing very slowly.

Just to let everyone know that they look awful, even worse than fully grown mutton chops. I am thinking of using hair growth formular or something. They have only been going for a week. They have the added bonus though of totally embarassing Heidi who is scared of public damnation that may come with the pitiful facial hair.

I think it would take anothe rmonth to get full healthy chops but I really am not going to make it that far. One more week and that will be it. If they keep growing it will only be a matter of time before I buy brown polyester pants (start calling them slacks) and choose paisley as my shirt of choice. Lord save me now.

The rest of you I hope are having lesser problems of my own. My own not being real problems in the scheme of things. It is all offset by the strt of the AFL preseason competition tonight. Go the mighty BOMBERS!!!

Keep smiling

Jason

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