I am sharing with you the unusual call I just receieved. It was from a customer who we shall refer to as Bob because I like the name Bob and the way it rolls off my tongue. Bob! just once more for good luck, Bob Bob Bob.

Bob called and at first he sounded like he was relatively normal if a little dim witted. We get used to slightly unintelligent mumblings from a lot of our customers so this never comes as a surprise.

But then there was the tell take sign, metal being banged against china before a deep breath followed by bubbling water. For those who have no idea what I am talking about he was doing bongs whilst he chatted with me on the phone.

My next giveaway was when I asked him how much he wanted and he replied with "I dont know man, like a million". I think I was speaking to the Big Lebowski. I asked what he wanted to do with his money and he responded with "I cant say man, you could like, have me arrested".

My suspician was that Bob only really wanted to spend his million on pizza and softdrinks. I am betting his muchies were real bad being that he was calleding me at 6 in the morning West Australian time which is where Bob was from.

I pressed Bob a bit further on his reason for the call and actually found out that he thought he had dialled pizza hut but being that he had the bank he thought he may as well see if we would give him a million dollars. I told Bob we doubled as a PIzza Hut call line and I would have his pizza out to him as soon as possible.

Bobs order was 4 large barbeque meat lovers pizzas which shows taste. The 18 chicken wings and 8 drumstick ice creams with 4 bottles of coke were just scary. I bet Bob is still sitting there wondering about our delivery times as he pulls his next bong.

Keep Smiling

Jason

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