So in the last few days I seem to have been freaked out was more than normal. I am not sure wether I am particularly more jumpy or just paying a hell of a lot more attention to what is going on around me. Today is a list of things you can do to freak me out.

- Discuss your bowell movements on the tram in front of everyone. Especially when you are an 80 year old guy hitting on an eighty year old woman.

- Talk to yourself in some special language whilst using the urinal next to me. Sound really angry and make sure it is obvious the language is fake. At the same time occasionally glance in my direction because you know I find it hard to pee whilt psychopaths looik me up and down.

- When your friend comes to shake your hand say "sorry mate, just pissed all over my hands" and then your friend will nod and say "aiight" like pissing on your hands is the new thing to do. Now anyone can smell like a homeless person simply by pissing on themselves!

- Look straight hrough me with a stupid smile on your face. When I look back, slowly turn away, each time returning to staring through me again.

- Say in a laughing voice "and then his head popped" really loud but then stop, look around and walk off with your friends.

So right now I am walking around on edge. Knowing the world is full of people just as psychotic as myself is not an easy feeling...

Keep Smiling

Jason

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