I am currently living in a bedsit and like all such places it has a shared kitchen and thus a shared fridge. Nothing in the world pisses me off more than having people go through my things or even worse take some of them. So when I found a lot of my food had been stolen I was decidedly pissed.

I went back to my room and after soe thought left a note which I placed with my food. It read,

"To the asshole who tole my food,

I hope it pleases you to know that fter the first bits of food went missing I became pissed off enough to do something stupid. I took the sausage rolls and I licked them, I then placed them in my shoes. Dont worry though because afterwards I wiped them clean on the inside of the toilet bowl.

I hope you enjoyed them and I hope they sit comfortably in your stomach."

The note was gone some two hours later. Fancy that. I can just see them sitting there trying to figure out if I really did it or not. No hints for anyone you cheapshit bastards. One tip however and that is.. BUY YOUR OWN FOOD.

In other news I have a job, I dont like it terribly but will do it for a while and find something better.

Keep Smiling

Jason

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