I know I am a little crazy. You will have to stick with me on this one and maybe as a group we can look for a volunteer. I have tried to talk my sister into it when she was pregnant and one of the girls from work but noone is interested.

My theory involved giving birth to Aquaman. With these water births happening every now and then what it seems is that the baby can at first breath underwater. The only problem comes when you actually bring them into the open air.

What would happen if we left them there? If we fed them on raw fish and never let them some up out of the water? Sure there will be cries of child abuse but once they see a fully grown adult underwater superhero I think they will all shut their mouths.

One of the problems is going to be the fact that people float so until we can teach the kid to swim we will have to keep them weighed down to the bottom of the pool. Not too hard I dont think.

Think of the benefits as far as mine sweeping go and things like that? Maybe we can even give it water talks to allow it onto solid ground and walk around. Even go to school.

Sure you may think I have gone mad but I prefer to think of myself as a visionary. Now I hope I have given you pregnant people something to seriously think about.

Possibly have too much time on my hands at the moment.

Keep Smiling

Jason

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