After my lies yesterday I thought it was time to hit everyone with some serious truth. If you ever have played "truth dare or torture" you will know that all the questions tend to revolve around sex. If you really want to scare a guy you shouldnt bother asking how often they masturbate or any conquest they have had because most guys will give you that information for free. Try asking when the last time they really cried was and watch them cringe. This today is a list of my top 5 cries.

1. When I was 9 and sitting in year four class at Wandarra Primary. They showed us a cartoon movie with a donkey in it. I dont remember exactly why I cried although the donkey may have died. I do know however that crying in front of 20 of your male classmates is just stupid.

2. When Sam died. Without ifs and buts I thought I would never recover but life sort of has a habit of dragging you along for the journey. I couldnt be happier with love and life right now.

3. When my volunteer work turned against me and the first of the children I really loved died. It just sucked the life out of me in a way I could never explain. Almost made me give it up on the spot but again, these things make you stroger and a better person adn the more people who carry someone like thats memory, the longer she lives.

4. The most pathetic tear I have ever shed would without a doubt be during "city of angels". Sitting in a cinema by myself because noone would come and watch it with me. When Meg Ryan died I sat there devestated trying my best not to cry. It was only when I turned to see who was sobbing behind me that I broke down as well. Half laughing half crying, the person behind me was the biggest muscliest person I had ever seen and his tiny girlfriend was comforting him.

5. when sitting in the backyard of my place in Mandurah with dudley (my dalmation). Dudley and I were playing fetch, which was more of a case of throwing something which he would get and then run around with until he got bored. Not paying attention, for the first time ever be brought the ball back and for some unknown reason ran full pelt into me. Wouldnt have been a problem except that the hardest part of his body connected with the part of mine that least enjoys being hit. Doubled over in my backyard with stomach cramps, headaches and searing pain I am not afriad to admit that the tears ran free.

So that is me through the tears. The challenge is out there! I want others people tears! Let me know!

Keep Smiling

Jason

anyone who feels like making fun of me.. I know two people who cried during 50 first dates... an Adam Sandler movie!!!! that is fantastic!

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