I went drinking last night. Not a huge night by any means but a few beers at the bar. One of the weirder things that can happen in a bar is to be appraoched by strange men. Yesterday we were approached by two of them.

One of the guys was awesome. They were both real estate agents and one used to sing in a Jeff Buckley tribute band and had an amazing voice. he sand acapella for us, the song about lilac skin and just blew us away.

His friend who we shall call Dave (obviously Dave was really his name) was a bozo. I mention it because he did one of the amusing things guy do when they are drunk, he monopolised the conversation and treated us like he had known us for years without actually knowing us. He told the following joke although I have shortened it for affect.

there is a big thick massive kiwi guy in a bar drinking a beer when a gay man comes up to him and says can I buy you a beer, the kiwi agrees, then the gay guy says "i would really like to give you a head job" at which stage the kiwi beats the shit out of him. The barman says "what did he say" and the kiwi says "I dont know.. sometning about giving me a job"

hahahaha right? hilarious.. no not really but what happened next was

Drunken Dave the bozo then says "great joke but be careful who you tell it too, fags and kiwis are as bad as jews and darkies.

If Dave took the time to know us before being a moron he would know from the five of us, two are kiwis, one was Indian, one was a fewish gay man and the other was an aussie gay man.

Much as he thought we were all laughing at his joke it was much closer to being at his expense. Lord knows how a man like that even exists in this day and age and of all things he manages a living from selling real estat. I guess that makes sense. Who knows. Anyhow, time to go to another bar and load up again.

Keep Smiling

jason

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