I recieved an email this morning. NOw I am pretty suspicious about opening emails since last time I didnt trust me judgement I discovered the half brother and stuff but today I had a lapse in judgement.

Rather than delete the email from the person I didnt know I chose to read it. I have deleted it now but I just want to share the vibe of it anyhow. This person who used the name Mim was disappointed in me for a previous entry which she said glorified pot smoking. She no longer sees me as the role model that she once did?

What the hell, how did I become someones role model, this diary shouldnt serve as a guidebook on how to live but more what the hell not to do in your life. What kind of sick person would use me as a role model?

So from now on my diary comes with the following warning. Do not be me! Not ever because most of the time I am incredibly clumsy, stupid and ignorant. Not something anyone else should aspire to.

Further to that, dont be anyone you find on diaryland.

Dont be 'perceptions' because that little prick is just plain confusing and doing nothing but play with yout heads.

Dont be 'Uncle Bob' because inbreeding is never funny, not ever.

Dont be 'perceptionss' because it would just be truly odd if you used as your role model someone who has alread modelled himself on the confusing prick from above.

Dont be 'Ghengis Jon' just because, dont really need to explain that one.

Dont be anyone else at all. Dont look for role models in this of all places. Look where everyone else does, Professional Sport or Wrestling. If that doesnt work, turn to movie stars or people who can sing. If that doesnt work then just travel and figure out who the fuck you actually are and thus not worry about any of this shit at all.

In the mean time, that is all off my chest and I want to know who in MELBOURNE is interested in watching the Eurovision song contest with ME! I will be very un-role modellish, I will be drinking and probably swearing whilst laughing at other peoples misfortunes. Let me know!

Keep Smiling

Jason

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