So my job interviews are still going. So far I have had three interviews, they have completed my referance checks and everything has gone swimmingly except I havent got the job yet.

I am caught in a bizarre love triangle. Everyone at the new company seems to love me and in fact two seperate departments are sort of fighting over me. This is ace except not one of them has hired me.

Not that I want to complain you see as this is quite a nice problem to have. It would be a niceer problem if they resolved their issues and one of the departments got off their ass and hired me.

You can see the pattern here right. I still dont have the job I applied for. It is confusing to me that even though I seem universally loved and my ego is being stroked wonderfully I still get paid minimum wage by a whole different company.

So this is it. I am posting my new job ad on diaryland. Someone else out there please hire me for lots of money to do very little. I am excellent at twiddling my thumbs and a star at putting off til tomorrow what I would easily do today.

I can drink beer and eat crappy food served over a bar. I have been known to run naked through public places and usually plan my social life whilst sitting at my desk at work. I am excellent at finding ways around doing my job and even better at finding an excuse to go home early.

So drop me a line and let me know what sort of jobs you have on offer, remember to bare in mind that I expect to be ridiculously overpaid.

Keep Smiling

Jason

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