Thank you all for your educated guesses and thank you just as much for the guesses with absolutely no education at all behind them.

The lie was number four. I never stole a fanta yoyo. I did however steal a diet coke yoyo and have lied about it ever since. There was no such thing as a cool diet coke yoyo. NO self respecting kid would have been caiught with one.

I was on the front page of a now defunct Perth newspaper called imaginatively enough "The Daily News". I was there after being photograp[hed at the zoo holding a boa contrictor whilst wearing a pair of very short shorts and a Hawaiin shirt. Always a trendsetter.

I did indeed call in sick whilst I was working in the bank and whilst sitting at home I heard a radio competition and called in. Surprisingly I won a dinner for two at the dodgiest pub in Mandurah which I never ate. My boss called me into his office the next day to congratulate me. I informed him I was sick, not dead and picking up a phone was well within my physical abilities.

I met the Dalai Lama. I had no idea he was very important at the time and this was well before the Dalai Lama became as fashionable as he is today. I dont believe he had Richard Gere on speed dial back in those days but I could be sadly mistaken.

So thank you for taking the time. I will be back again shortly with someone just as inane I am sure.

Keep Smiling

Jason

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