I am lazy. Not deep down I am lazy. Right on the surface I am essentially a lazy sod. Sure I work sometimes 14 hours a day and 6 days a week but that is only out of necessity. If I could I would be sitting on a beach somewhere doing abaoslutely nothing except getting drunk and feeling my ass grow.

In the glow of my laziness I am resorting to the pretend entry. I have stolen a survey from cruel-irony who stole it from soneone whose name was too complicated for me to remember.

Thus sruvey of fives which is lucky cos that is one of my favourite numbers. Could pay off come Lotto night when I win ten million and the above beach dream comes true.

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Five details about you [me]...
1. I am a mad passionate Essendon Bombers Fan.
2. I am a planner.
3. I have run through more streets naked in my youth than I care to remember.
4. I used to be so sy I couldnt seap in a group oif more than three. I can now speak to any number of people at a time. So far my record is in the hundreds. I sort of love it.
5. Math was my best subject at school. By a long way. English was second.

Five details about your [my] appearance right now...
1. I have one of my All Blacks shirts on. I have many of those.
2. My face is in that doxy state you get after a good sneeze. I sneeze a lot.
3. I have sandals on which is pretty common.
4. I have short weird browny coloured hair.
5. I look a little like an old Australian TV icon, Graham Kennedy, but only if he got run over by a truck. Maybe more like Steve Buscemi after he got shot. I am not really sure.

Five things you [I] did today...
1. Woke up in time for work.
2. Remembered I have the day off.
3. Went back to sleep
4. Found the receipt to get my broken mobile phone fixed.
5. Started looking for the phone.

Five memorable things you [I] did in the last year...
1. Travelled around Australia in a van
2. Worked in like 5 different jobs
3. Skinny dipped in a caravan park swimming pool
4. Turned 29 where I plan on staying for a few years yet.
5. Bought tickets to Neil Finn who I have always wante dto see live. BRING IT ON.

Five things that everyone should know about you [me]...
1. I am a genius. You dont need to know that but I like to show off.
2. I like to show off.
3. I think I am funny but usually I am not.
4. I fight back, never used to but now I will stay and fight
5. I love a fight.

Five things that make you [me] happy...
1. Food, bad food.
2. The Beach
3. Heidi
4. Time without work
5. Animals

Five people who mean a lot to you [me]...
1. Heidi
2. Dad
3. Mum
4. all my friends (especially the ones reading this, you know who you are)
5. My kids at the volunteer stuff.

Five things that disgust you [me]...
1. Anyone involved in the "coalition of the willing"... fuckers!! (not those fighting.. just those who sent them there)
2. metrosexuals... even the word
3. Religious door knockers..
4. Boy bands.. fuckers!!
5. Men with hoop earrings.

Five things you [I] can't live without...
1. All Blacks
2. Sight
3. Oxygen
4. Money
5. Love

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