So you may ask "Why is Jason at work today?" More likely though you would ask "How would I know Jason is at work today and why shouldnt he be at work?".

You see today is a public holiday, one for a horse race. Today is the Melbourne cup. For those stupid enough to want my tips they are as follows.

Distinction
Grey Song
Vinnie Roe
Media Puzzle

Apologioes for anyone stupid enough to follow my tips.

So how else to spend my time productively except to spend some time on diaryland. Whilst here I thought I would check my counter and see how people are finding me. Let me share some of these frightening results with you as well as answer some of the questions people are curious about.

Is Sex Overrated? - Quite possibly yes.

Voice changing puberty - Dont worry mate it will happen.

Mr Whippy Ice Cream - congratulations on using the net for something worthy, something non porn related

Golfing Skirts - ummm, I am hoping this was from a fashion point of view although not sure when I have written about these.

Worlds Fattest People - I get hit for this all the time. I rate very highly amongst search engines in this area. Probably try my other site www.jasonishuge.com

Face Farting Stories - Riiiight, hope that kept you highly amused. You people are sick. I rank 80th through MSN for this search.

Low hanging testicles - What kind of sick stuff have I written in this diary thing. I rank 15th through Yahoo on this search.

Jason jumpsuit - For just 399.95 you too can look like me by purchasing one of these.

Britney vs. Debbie - I think we all know Debbie would kick her ass. Go Debbie Gibson.

cubby porno - I rank 16th for this and am pretty sure there is no such thing but would on Earth were you hoping to find here!

lazy boy band - Good luck, I suspect they are all enterprising hard working young men. and if you really want boy band information please stop reading my diary. Even I am cooler than you, sad bastards.

Jason Vs Jason - In case you were wondering. I kicked my ass.

Thank you for making it this far.

Keep Smiling and vote for the nicest candidate.

Jason

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