Wedding plans are coming along swimmingly.

So far we have arranged for 300 invitations and a hall teh size of a small football field. Crowded House will be reuniting to play the wedding and our cake will be made from pure chocolate imported from Switzerland. The royal family have RSVPed and George Dubya is fishing for his invite. Aint happening I am sorry dubya.

Ok so most of that isnt true at all. Alright... none of it is true.

We have a date, we have let almost everyone know that is invited. Will be about 25 of our nearest and dearest. It will be in one of the most beautiful spots ever created and it will be soon.

Afterwards we will be having a bbq with our friends and sharing beers with them. It will be perfect and will be a lot of fun. The same as the marraige it precedes.

Our cake is going to be one of those fancy french ones with the profiteroles. There will be a minibus ferrying us all around and it is just going to be ace.

Everyone will also be nude. Saves on worrying about what to wear. I will be singing my vows whilst standing on one leg and rubbing my stomach and patting my head at the same time.

Ok so that paragraph is rubbish as well.

Is close though and getting excited.

Keep Smiling

Jason

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