I have a theory I spout often about the battle of the sexes. I dont think it is a battle. I think the girls can claim an overwhelming points victory. Guys today are just shitting me up the wall.

I cannot understand suddenly why every second man is wearing a baby pink shirt or why they put so much "product" in their hear or god forbid actually wear make up. In my day (and it wasnt so long ago) that sort of crap would have gotten you little more than a good beating.

I dont cry. Doesnt happen. Not often any way. Heidi said the other day she had seen me cry twice. Once at a funeral for a little kid I adored and the other when our pet cockateil died. I dont count the cockateil cos it was one tear and even that one little bastard escaped accidentally. The funeral I will admit to but I still think crying at a funeral is ok... sometimes.

So this is a call to the boys out there,
- It is time to put on some decent music (ACDC, Chisel, Gunners or Steve Earle)
- It is time to wash that shit out of your hair
- Stop wearing clothes that cost more than your girlfriends
- Stop wearing anything that could be described by the word pastel or baby. All colours should be in the navy blue, black, brown or red.
- No more hair cuts that cost more than 15 dollars.
- No more drinks that arent beer

It is time to enjoy again all the things that made being a man so great in the first place. Dont fall for the rhetoric of girls liking a sensative man in touch with his feelings. Chicks dig scars, chicks dig a caveman and all chicks love an asshole. So get in touch with your inner bastard and learn to live again.

keep smiling

Jason

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