My manager was away for the second half of today. She has some health issues or something. I dont know too many details but instead I got the joy of doing the teleconferance. This is something I hadnt done in five years. I remember now how much fun they used to be.

For those who havent ever done a conferance call (you lucky bastards) they involved a whole group of people all dialling in and walking at the same time. The big boss usually tells people when to talk and will ask questions to keep it organised. Like a meeting except you could be naked and you can swear at your boss or flip the bird without them ever finding out.

I had a good friend Sean working at a branch down the road so whilst we would be on these conferance calls with twenty other people we would email each other and bitch about what other people were doing. This evolved into different dares. We would make each other use a weird word during out next answer. I remember once I dared Sean to break into a coughing fit.

Was hysterical stuff. He wouldnt go through with the Tourettes dare though. I tried that numerous times. All he had to do was blurt our several swear words in a row and then go silent but he never would. When discussing my sales results he once made me use the word coconuts in a sentance. Other words we had to use included balls, eggs, sausagemeat, tongue, turd and xylophone. They may souond easy but squeezing them into a sentance about your sales isnt quite as simple as you would imagine.

As you no doubt have learned today, life in the bank is crazy and wild. I am off now to cook dinner continuing la vida loca even after hours.

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Jason

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