I dont do fashionable. It isnt in my vocabulary and I hate shopping too much for it to ever become and option. The few times in my life I have been fashionable have been purely by accident. Fashion has caught me in a moment wearing the same clothes I have always worn. I dont like it, makes me feel self conscious and leaves me in no doubt that in two weeks later I will look stupider than I did in the first place.

One of the few items of clothing I own that are socially acceptably is a pair of thongs (flips flops for those from other countries besides Australia who thought I was about to talk uncomfortable underwear). I got them because they were comfortable, they are made mostly of a soft cloth and I have broken them in nicely so they would now only fit my feet. You can actually see my feet in them even when they are off.

I just got back from a walk to the shops. I wore my sneakers. They werent my first choice. My first choice was definately the thongs but a funny thing happened when I put them on. They felt squishy. Thick, wet and squishy. Now I hadnt worn them for a few days so I was instantly disturbed by the sensation between my toes.

I looked down and there it was. Cat vomit. You see our cat is having some sort of anxiety over Heidi being away. She has now taken this out on me by vomiting on my favourite pair of footwear. I have of course showered but I can still feel it between my toes. I dont know if they will ever be clean enough again.

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