I have been reading in the news about the "Ipswich Ripper" or the "Red Light Ripper" or whatever they are calling him now and I am not appalled as I know I should be. I know that I am supposed to be repelled by his murdering of prostitutes and his evil was but there is something a little bit exciting about a good serial killer. At least if you arent in the general area they operate or not a member of their target audience.

It isnt like I want autographs, it is more a sense of morbid curiousity as to whether or not they will get caught and how many people they will knock off before it happens. I am not a fan of the guys who just go bonkers and shoot 30 people in a post office but more the truely psychotic who seem like I will be seeing them on Forensic Investigators before their cellmate introduces them to a showering life full of dropped soap.

I do however have a few suggestion for this guy before he goes any further in the case that he uses the internet and we all know he does. He is squirelled away somewhere wearing womans clothes, sweating like a pig whilst flicking through myspace pages and eating only the batter from bucket loads of KFC whilst he tries to use the chicken left over to build himself a whole new chicken. One that will love him.

Anyway, my suggestions. I know hookers are an easy target but the world would look on your much more favourably if you would target politicians. Leave them stripped naked and dead in paddocks around Britain and see how many people are concerned, they would probably cheer you on and there isnt a court anywhere who would not see it as some sort of justifiable homicide.

If you think politicians are too hard can I suggest Boy Bands. The UK is full of the talentless little whiney bastards. Westlife, Take That and any others. They wouldnt be nearly as hard to undress and have prostituted themselves way more than those girls you are knocking off right now.

After that could you consider the French. I know it is a huge job to kill a whole country of people but even if you just knock a few of them off then maybe the rest will stop talking with that pathetically condescending accent that the rest of us pretend is charming the whole while dreaming skinning them alive and rolling them in piles of salt.

Then some specific targets. Morgan Spurlock for making me feel guilty about eating McDonalds, George Bush for making me feel guilty for being a member of the same race, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.. please dear god, K-Fed and of course if you wouldnt mind Dakota Fanning just for being such a little shit.

So yeah, maybe I am a crazy sick bastard but at least I admit it.

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Jason

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